the Return of ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!

Welcome to Zombie Friday! it's back! I am fuckin dead today! to bed at 4, up at 7! And hungover to boot! Karaoke was TOO much fun last night! today blows! I have training at 1 for the new job, lets hope to shit I make it through! Don't wanna cash out at the new job!!!

And now for one of my fav people on earth, KAT!!!! she game up w/ So & SO Fri, where I write letters to the people places & things that make me wanna do bad things to them!

Dear White Trash Pieces of shit,

Can you stop procreating at a rampant pace please. I appreciate the fact that you are broke, and have government assistance, BUT when I'm behind you at the grocery line w/ my 1 fuckin item and you are going WIC apeshit I tend to wanna ask your babies mama(s?) to put the dick down.

White Trashedly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Minivan,

Could you please refrain from cutting me off on the motorcycle, I mean I value my life, i'm a good guy, also if you could refrain from cellphone use as you drift into my fuckin lane, that'd be appreciated to!

Clock you in you faced-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Everyone,

Its LibRary, not Libary.

Grammarly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Customer's

My work closes in 1 week, I no longer care

Laid Offly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Body,

Sorry about the amount of alcohol/Lack of sleep last night.

Love,
Bobby G
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Dear Weekend,

I cant wait to see you,

Love
Bobby G
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Dear Wisdom Teeth Holes,

I really want nachos, so hurry the fuck up and heal!

No Nachoedly Yours
Bobby G
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Ok folks! have a great weekend! love you all!!!!

Bouts to Get My Transiti-on, RANDOM STYLE!!!

Well I passed my piss test w/ flying colors! (Take that Opiates) and now I am officially hired at
AnnArbor.com. The Ann Arbor News is now a clusterfuck or weirdness. People leaving for .com, training for .com and the people that are staying are trying to prep for the end. Customers (and us) have no clue WTF is going on! They aren't really telling us shit, I'm not sure they even know yet. But in time it'll all get worked out! I hope....

You know who's the shit? The hot Dog guy at the bar at 2am. he rocks the cart at the bar to catch all the drunk hungries and at like $1.50 anyones broke ass can get At least one for the change in their pocket! He Should a Bud Light Real Man of Genius!

my Co-Worker and Friend Katie Halton is on the cover of a new paper here in Ann Arbor called the a2 journal. She is about to have a booth at the art fair. She makes kick ass paintings starting at $65! Here she is w/ paintings all around!


Ive lost 8 lbs on the amazing wisdom teeth diet! No nachos IS KILLING ME! I LOVE THEM! My holes are fucking cavernous. I can eat anything "crunchy or sharp" which also KOs Doritos! My all time fav Chip! Sammiches and string cheese and soup it is...but for how long?

I need a haircut. I HATE GETTING HAIRCUTS! I wish I could do it myself, but thatd be a nightmare...

Porn Fuckin Rules! Especially the kind w/ the story! Even though when I'm in a "Porn Mood" I'm fast forwarding the fucking story! That's how I roll!

I love Chips

I wish Beavis & Butthead was still on ever so often! I have the DVDs but they don't show videos which is gay (stupid copyright)

Ok folks I have randomed your mind, body and soul! Enjoy your Thurs! tomorrow, Zombie Fri!

Worst Friend Ever...

My best friends sister E O is essentially my sister! I have known her since she was like 11 and we have become great friends in life. Well that is unless she hates me now. I forgot her Bday! I mean totally forgot it! There was dinner at Chilli's w/ all my friends and I forgot. There was an invite last week, but there wasn't a reminder. Which isn't an excuse. But I had so much going on yesterday it just slipped my mind...WOW I suck....

Time Machine Tuesday: We Are The World, also RTT

In 1984 producer extraordinaire Quincey Jones decided to get every major singer of the 80s together to do We Are The World to raise money for Africa. All the major people were there singing it! Its an 80s who's who of singers. Here is a list in order of who sings

• Lionel Richie
• Stevie Wonder
• Paul Simon
• Kenny Rogers
• James Ingram
• Tina Turner
• Billy Joel
• Michael Jackson
• Diana Ross
• Dionne Warwick
• Willie Nelson
• Al Jarreau
• Bruce Springsteen
• Kenny Loggins
• Steve Perry
• Daryl Hall
• Huey Lewis
• Cyndi Lauper
• Kim Carnes
• Bob Dylan
• Ray Charles

It's the jam! for all of you youngin's who weren't alive and may of never heard it, I'm sure you won't fully appreciate it! but its all good!

Now for

Check out Kelley the Un Mom, shes the ORIGINATOR. Also her name is Keeley, so she is probably hot, any confirmation on that?

In we Are The World, there are a million great artists, and fuckin Dan Akroyd from the Blues Bothers, and Ghost Busters Etc WTF? NO SHIT, check out the 4:21 min mark on the video above!!!

My desk is getting moved today, this blows....I had to pack up all my shit for NO reason, we close in 2 fucking weeks!!!

The Bobby G deep Dictionary word of the day: Gaffled
Verb, to steal
I cant believe they broke into my car and gaffled my CDs,

I used to confuse Bette Davis & Betty White, so that song Bette Davis Eyes mad NO sense to me...I was like her eyes are old! lol

My brother was at a wedding in DC and some douchebag blocked his car in, so they got a few Marines and my bro and some friends and MOVED THE FUCKIN CAR! it was Legendary!

Work is SO unmotivating, only open 2 weeks, people are leaving left & right, and i wanna be done.

I wanna get a tattoo. Nothing cliche like tribal arm bands & shit, but something, what Tats to you folks have?

Ok folks that's all for today! Blog it up bitches! Peace

The 4th of July, VIVA EL NORTE!

What a great weekend! Fri, my work was closed, I had the day off so I hung out w/ my lady all day! I also packed up the Harley and got it ready for my trip, all set up and ready to go. Hit the bar on Fri, some friends had a bday party/going away party, yes it was 1 bday and 1 going away, in the same party which was sort of bittersweet. we got home at 3:00 am not in bed until 3:30, I was up at 7 (pauses while you do the math) then I got up and headed home, out the door at 8:30, and made it up north on the bike by 11:45. I made GREAT time. While up north I shot some guns w/ KG (dad), had a few brews and saw some fireworks. We rode the long way home yesterday, and I put on about 450 mi this weekend, which makes me happy! Yesterday I hit up dinner w/ the GF, and had some quesadillas (still cant eat nachos and it KILLS ME) and 2 Murphy's Stouts, one of my all time favorite beers! Its WAY better than Guiness, if you like Stout try it! After Dinner, watched the movie Righteous Kill w/ Dinero & Pacino, it was GREAT!!!!! Check it out. OK folks, tired, and not really feelin bloggy! Check you on the flip side

Stuff N Things

SO yesterday the boss calls me into his office. This is never good. Especially cause I have been half-assing it the last 3 months, due to the closing. So I go in expecting the WORST! Well it turned out it wasn't performance related at all. Here is what went down:
Me "You wanted to see me sir"
Boss: "Bobby, Sit down."
Me "what can i do for you"
Boss "Next Wednesday they are taking your desk"
Me "huh?"
Boss "The new company, wants your desk to move over to their new building"
Me "But there are 5 empty desks that AREN'T mine"
Boss "I know.."
Me "OK, thanks"

I felt like Milton from office space,



So it would appear I am in good shape for a job w/ the new company. A former boss here is running essentially, my old dept down there. So she called me and told me to go take a piss test, I was like cool, the job would be PT but $14/hr and Id actually kind of be using my degree, which is DOPE! SO I'm gonna call her in a bit and find out more info.

Best Buy has 0% interest on TVs over $800 so my GF decided she was gonna replace her Shitty ass TV that's so fucked up the color is all blurry and I cant read the scores of my sports, and step into that sweet ass world of LCD TVs, Twice. That's right she was like I'm getting 2 TVS, a 32 in & a 42in Samsung.

Samsungs are good HD TVs. I pointed out to my GF that they are the official TV of the NFL, she said "Great because I watch SO MUCH FOOTBALL" lol. The TVs were on ridiculous sale at Best Buy.com and out the door, $1200 for BOTH! That's just NUTS! She is super stoked. So am I! See I destroyed all my Credit cards about a year and a half ago. So I have to live vicariously through others who purchase fantastic luxury items, because I no longer can. I'm excited as shit to go with her to hook them up and stuff! I'm damn near giddy! lol

Looking forward to this weekend. LOVE 4th of July! Tomorrow I have off, so I am hanging out w/ the lady tonight. Friday a buddy of mine is having a going away party, he's going to VA to be Jacob the Jeweler, Saturday me & lady are going our separate ways, her whole families Bday is this weekend, (OK mom and brother) and I am gonna go up north w/ the parents. But they don't know, I'm gonna just show up on sat morning! They'll be happy!

Thanks to the new wave of bloggy friends I have! I don't know where the hell you found me, but its about damn time!!!

OK folks have a happy n safe 4th of July weekend! I wont be posting the rest of the weekend, so Ill catch you on MON w/ a weekend recap (maybe even w/ photos!)

Epic Fail...

So yesterday I was feeling better and my boss had a karaoke show like 3 blocks from where I live, so I decided to go check it out, get a beer and sing a song, and chill for a few hours. I order a big Miller Lite (on special) and get a seat next to my karaoke boss, and chat it up with him, took 1 sip of beer and my stomach went ape shit. I was like OK, so I take another and I'm like I can't drink this, Stoo said whats wrong? I said Must be the meds from wisdom teeth and stuff, so I got it taken off my tab. The next thing I decided to do was sing a song! I chose Plush by Stone Temple Pilots.



The first minute of so was good, but then every time I said ANY WORD w/ an "F" Unbearable PAIN! So I was trying to belt it out for the crowd but I couldn't, I get through the song (amazingly) and go to sit down and my mouth is THROBBING! I'm like FUCK, so I chill for about 35 mins more and have to leave. EPIC FAIL BG, EPIC FAIL

Time Machine Tuesday: Sony Discman, RTT!

Sony Discman, was the baddest single revolution in music ever as far as I'm concerned! You can take DIGITAL CDs w/ you anywhere. I had the one of the 1st Discmen ever.

I skipped like a bitch and weighed like 9 lbs (Ok not really) but it was pretty damn heavy! Also the batteries lasted like 3 hrs, which really kinda killed the portability of it lol. It was so bad ass for trips though, as long as you didn't hit any bumps! lol

Now time for! Head over to Unmoms and get



Don't get your wisdom teeth out, SERIOUSLY, its been a nightmare, I got dry sockets then an infection, had a temperature & shit, NIGHTMARE!

Have an interview for annarbor.com in production, what I used to do before, and it pays $14 a hr which is nice, but its part time, which kinda blows...but hey its something...

Stoked about my new living arrangement, Sept 1 is the magical day! The house offer is SUPER SOLID and the realtor is VERY optimistic it ll get done! The place is great 986 SF, pond view, MAD storage, here is a floor plan

Supposed to go take a college tour today at a place called Specs Howard School of Broadcasting, can you guess what they do? But my mouth hurts like Mad, and its like 45 mins away, we shall see, I may just go home and rest...

I hadnt been to my Gfs house in two days due to the recovery and schedule conflicts etc, my mom asked me last night if we were still together, or if she kicked my ass out, I was like we are together and thx mom! lol

Why do drive up ATMs have Braille on them?

Were clear heels invented STRICTLY for strippers or did regular chicks used to wear em back in the day? Maybe they used to be elegant, and a stripper got a hold of them and messed it up for everyone!

OK folks BG OUT!!!! Back tomorrow

"Sham ON" Rip Michael Jackson & crazy Weekend...

OK, let me preface this blog by saying I am flying high on Vicodin right now. So please ignore any awkwardly phrased sentences, and bad typing. The reason I am writing , while high is because Michael Jackson is dead. Lots of people don't give a shit, many people are like good riddance to a child molester (never convicted) and general freak show. I however choose to focus on his amazing catalogue of music. Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers of all time! PERIOD. He had an amazing voice, was an amazing dancer, and fantastic showman. Hopefully now that he has passed, his passed transgressions will go by the wayside and his music will be remembered, not his alleged acts of child molestation, or buying the elephant mans bones etc.

I'm hurting, BAD. I'm at work now, but only till 8:30 when everyone else gets here, then I am OUT! i have been living on vicodin the last few days, every 4 hrs while my mouth is fucking killing me! So on Friday, still in a haze, we get an AMAZING offer on our house! the people want it so bad they do the math & offer us exactly what the bank needs! (A few hundred more even) they LOVE THE PLACE so much they don't even want an inspection! Which now has changed my living arrangement again! Back to the pines I go (apt complex) 2 bdrm, 1.5 bath, patio view of pond, mad storage 986 SF for $739! Split 2 ways w/ a buddy of mine! I AM STOKED!!!!! This was gonna be a huge post w/ pics and remembrance but my mouth hurts too bad, wheres the fuckin vicodin? Nap time!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY! Letters to SO & SO

ZOMBIE FRIDAY

Got to sleep in a bit today due to the 9:20 Dentist Appt. So I'm not to bad today! A bit hungry though since I was unable due to dentist orders allowed to eat anything since like 3am.

Without Further A-Do



Dear AutoFlush Toilet

If you could avoid flushing while I'm on you that'd be great, I'm not a huge fan of a wet ass, thank you.

Soaked-ly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Douche bag in a Nissan Truck,

If you could refrain from going 20 under the speed limit I'd appreciate it, Making a traffic jam at 3:30 pm on a Tuesday cant be fun.

Road Raged-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Facebook,

I really would appreciate it if you would stop sending me random notifications for various games, apps, etc? It's obnoxious, I think I got a status comment or something important, and instead you want me to play Yo-Ville,

Spammed-ly yours
Bobby G
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Dear Customers,

Could you please refrain from asking me if I am losing my job when the paper closes? I am, so I really don't want to talk to you about it unless you offer me a legit job, thank you

Soon to be Unemployed-ly Yours
Bobby G

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Dear 4th of July,

Thanks for being on Saturday this year! I get the 3rd off, which isn't any holiday at all! Ill be getting drunk next Thursday, you rock!

Drunked-ly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Jackson Customers,

Garage Sales aren't the answer to unemployment, that is all.

Bobby G
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Dear Magglio Ordonez (Tiger's Right Fielder)
can't believe you cut the hair off! Super sad, super sad.



Follicle-ly Sad,
Bobby G
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Have a great weekend folks!!!!! I'll be drugged up and hurting so have a better weekend than me!!!!

Losing the Wisdom...

Tomorrow is the day. The day I lose my wisdom teeth. Not all 4 just the bottom ones. I'm nervous, I hate taking pain meds, they fuck w/ me, but it seems inevitable. I'm gonna get knocked out because since my wisdom teeth are impacted the "surgery" will be covered by my medical insurance. which is dope, so I might as well go all out huh? Tonight it business as usual. I cant eat anything up to 6 hrs before, which isn't a big deal, I hate the ones where I cant drink. I drink water all day! Everyday! usually around 200 Oz or so, more when it's hot. If I don't drink water my mouth gets dry SUPER quick, and I panic. See when i was 16 i got heat exhaustion and almost passed out. It was VERY SCARY, so ever since then I have drank a ton of water. It's good for me anyway, flushes the system, keep me hydrated and makes me piss a lot lol. the pissing kinda sucks, but It's necessary.

I hate my job right now. My boss who is the shit, her last day is tomorrow. I wont be there due tot he wisdom teeth extraction. She was the reason why I took this job. Best boss I ever had. So the remaining 3 weeks are gonna be interesting. I don't know what to expect.

Yesterday I kinda had to go off on a guy. he kept blowing up my phone! I was on the other line and he left me 10 messages in 5 mins! 10! He called back and I answered because I was off the other line and he said I let 10 messages, I said WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU LEAVE 10 MESSAGES, he said it was urgent, I said that's why its a message! Obviously I wasn't available, you leave 1 message and I call you back! He was a shady immigration guy anyway, these people hire immigrants, but have to "post the job" No non immigrant has a chance to get this job, but they need a proof of running, so he was on my shit about sending him a paper. it was so annoying I was PISSED!

I want a Honda Fit. I know you either love em or hate em, but I LOVE THEM!


My VW still runs great, but its in rough shape, its 13 years old, still it only has 130K on it. I'm losing my job a the end of July, so OBVIOUSLY a purchase of that magnitude cant happen, but I do love them and maybe one day ill scoop one up!

OK FOLKS! Happy Thursday! Letters & zombies tomorrow!

Wednes-DAZE. Stupid Hot Summer Edition

Ahhhh Michigan. Cold as shit in the winter, Hot as hell in the summer, and humid too!!! Damn. It's the first Really hot day today, highs around 95 and humid. I am miserable in this weather. Ill take cold ALL DAY, I can always add layers, I can only take off so much before I get arrested. In the heat I feel awful, Sweaty, and just uncomfortable. The thick humid air soaks my clothes and my hair wet w/ very minimal physical effort. But at least its Summer! Really looking forward to this Summer, have a great GF, who loves Summer activities. I love drinking on patios, walking, biking (Bicycle & HARLEY) some sports (if the weather isn't like above), but mainly I'm just looking forward to having fun. I am losing my job in July, what do I do? Take a trip? Have some BG time? Work my ass off at job 2? I have a house to pay for, but I am really about done with it. Our offers got rejected so it's back to square 1. It sucks. I firmly believe the bank rejected it because we are up to date on our payments. Why lose money when we pay every month? As it is I have NO CLUE how much I am gonna make, or what bills I can afford. The Harley may have to go (I HOPE NOT) everything is up in the air. Strangely, I'm not scared, I should be, but I am not. I decided I am probably going back to school. In MI we have a place called Specs Howards School of Broadcasting. I have ALWAYS wanted to go there but my work schedule wasn't very conducive to going back to school. This is a good thing in the long run I believe. I hated my job, and I have a good opportunity to do something new & potentially exciting. Here in MI there is a BOOMING film industry, and I maybe could be a part of that! We shall see!

Speaking of MI, there are these MI commercials on the radio, they are GREAT! here are a few of my favorites.


Here is one from Ann Arbor, my town!



Michigan is having a tough time. Unemployment around 14%, Jobs dropping daily, Auto Industry is crumbling underneath us, these commercials are nice. they let people know MI has a lot to offer!

Got UNBEARABLE HEARTBURN today. Its because I decided to eat hotwings at fuckin 10pm last night, I am retarded.

Enjoy Your Wed peoples! Here's some Wu-Tang for WU Wednesday!

Time Machine Tuesday: OLD POST Casey Kasem, Also RTT

I wrote this post when I FIRST started my blog. No followers, no one saw it, and it was my Fav post ever! So without further a-do here it is!!!!

Casey Kasem, Long Distance Dedications

OK, so Casey Kasem is a LEGEND! I love his show & still catch whenever I can. Thanks to Satellite Radio you can now listen to old episodes from random weeks in the 70's, 80's & 90's. One such episode was on the other day. It was from a random week in June 1984. There were some great songs. Then came my Favorite part, the Long distance dedication. Now these are ALWAYS Ridiculous, its always like:

Dear Casey, I writing you to tell you about my husband, he recently died, can you please play I got the Power by Snap, because life can end in a Snap.

The one on this show was PRICELESS, I couldn't make this up. It went something like this:

Dear Casey,

Ive have recently been a part of something that I will regret for the rest of my life. A few months ago me & my friends went out joy riding in a friends car. I was driving, we had been drinking. We were going too fast, I lost control and hit a telephone pole. While no one died in the crash 2 of my friends suffered permanent injuries. I will never forgive myself for what happened that fateful day. Casey will you please play ITS HIP TO BE SQUARE By HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS, thank you....

WTF? What the HELL Does that have to do w/ an accident, I thought it was gonna be something like Broken Wings by Mister Mister, or something at least relevant. I was laughing SO damn hard, tears in my eyes and everything. Until next time "Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars"

And now for



Its been INCREDIBLE here in Ann Arbor, MI this last few days! great Harley weather!...

I'm tired as shit today, tryin not to fall asleep and my mundane about to close job, help me stay awake people!!!...

On the bike today I got clocked in the face by a bug. it was HARD as shit and stung like no other, or it may of been a BB. Damn kids...

Caffeine free pop is lame, why do I drink pop? for the caffeine, Coffee is too harsh for me I get all shaky and awkward...

Hittin bike night tonight, one of my fav things about summer. Great people, beer & food, and OF COURSE kick ass bikes!!!

I am addicted to Cherry Coke Zero, it's made w/ real crack that's how you know its good!

Ok folks I'm out have a great Tuesday!!!!

Weekend Rewind!

Friday all our plans were thwarted to to the tremendous rainstorm we got here in MI. it rained like 3 fucking inches! A torrential downpour all night! So instead of hitting top of the park, we stayed in and watched Weeds Season 4. GREAT SHOW!!!! Sat AM I got up and went home, got on the Harley and headed up to our dealer for the open house they had, free burgers & dogs, and 30% off any 1 item. Since I didn't need anything and am totally unselfish i got my GF her 1st HD item! A pink polka dot tank top. It looks amazing on her too!!!! here it is below:

After that I went home & vegged out a bit. was gonna do laundry but I said fuck it lol. headed back over to Lori's at about 6 or so. we went to dinner at BW3s and then hit the bar at about 10. we stayed till pretty much close, went home and got some sleep. Sun we wake up early because Lori has to go to her parents house for Father's Day. I went home, watched the Tiger's sweep the Brewers, finally did laundry and I washed the Harley. The Harley was REALLY DIRTY! I hadn't washed it for a month or so and it was in DIRE need of a bath! Looks great now though! took a pic after the wash:


So at about 5:30 Mom and Dad got home from their bike trip to Traverse City MI. I asked dad if he wanted to go to my other job (job 2) because on Sunday's now they have a bike night. he said he was tired (It was true because less than 5 mins later he was cashed out on the couch snoring it up) So I decided to roll over there have some dinner and a beer. Well I leave and am driving home and I pass my parents on the way back, so I turn around and we got BACK to job 2 and I buy dad some nachos and a beer. I also got him this Harley Wallet because he's obsessed with Harley's (wonder where I get it from? )
So he had a good father's Day it would seem. Kenny G is a great dad! Maybe one day if I ever have kids I will be as good a dad as him. He was firm & fair! He is a guy who told us to stick up for ourselves, but at the same time he cries when I set up my graduation pic collage lol. Love you dad! Happy Father's Day!

ZOMBIE FRIDAY!!!!!! Letters to the Earth...

ZOMBIE FRIDAY

Back to a full fledged Zombie Friday this week. Coming off a SOLID 4 hrs of sleep (if that) I'm dragging ass & my punk ass old back is still throbbing.

I have to go to the "Put it in my ass Consultation" for the Root Canal today. I'm out of work at 2:30 which is DOPE, but since I have to go to the dentist it's not so good.

So Kat over at 3 bdrm Bungalow started a new Friday thing its called

Which is letter to people that piss you off, so here goes!

Dear Mother Nature...
WTF? Can you ease up on the downpour for God sakes?

Soaking Wet yours
Bobby G
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Dear People
Come to Karaoke for God sakes, the show consisted of ME last night, a grand total of two songs were sung, both from me!

Boringly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Subway Customers,
When I need one sub and you are ordering subs for the whole fucking earth, will ya let me go ahead? That'd be GREAT!

Hungrily Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Tums,
thank you for making my upset stomach & heartburn go away, you really pulled through last night.

Comfortably Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Pandora
Thanks for passing the time at work this morning, I enjoy rocking out to your hand chosen for BG jams!

Rockingly Yours
Bobby G
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Dear Blog Readers
Thanks for being dope, following me & leaving comments. I wouldn't enjoy this without you bitches!
Happily Yours
Bobby G

That's all for Zombie Friday. Thanks Kat for the letter IDEA!!!!!